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Do my Islamist brothers wish to destroy the Egyptian Pyramids? – Riaz Malik Hajjaji


Today, my fellow Ummah brothers of Egypt have finally called for Sharia and the destruction of the Pyramids there.   There is news that this is a hoax.  However, for centuries, these pyramids have transformed good pious muslims into idol worshippers and devil dancers.  In 3000 BC, two pucca muslim brothers Tahir Khan and Rathore rejected Islam and converted to the Pyramid-Ra religion.  Some of you might know these two Rafzis as Tutakhamen and Ramses II.

Today these pyramids have caused most of Egypt  to worship Ra and Isis instead of Allah!

As always Hazrat Imran Khan was right. This would never have happened if the Akkadians had not occupied the Hejaz and Sumeria in 2000 BC.  This is the reason why my mujhahideen comrades in Egypt might be rejecting the Pyramid Polytheism of Egypt.

For years, Hazrat Imran Khan has been saying that there was no extremism in Pakistan before America invaded Afghanistan.  In 2001, America attacked the NATO forces in Afghanistan who were stationed under the command of Brotherly Islami Turkey and Chad. Since then, the peaceful cattle breeders known as Taliban became angry and started to fight Captain America and the other Avengers who had occupied Afghanistan.  The worst Avenger was Zionist agent Tony Starks who violates the sovereignty of Afghanistan.  In this scene he uses his drones to destroy a  peaceful wedding between the Taliban and the villagers.

This made the Taliban even more angry with the Avengers and they did the only thing they could do to save Afghanistan from a SINO conspiracy.  They destroyed the Buddha statues of Bamiyan and thus Afghanistan was forever saved from idol worshipping.  The Buddhas and their Hazara Shia protectors were a contempt to the pious Taliban just like Dictator Zardari is a Contempt to the democratically elected Chief Justice of Pakistan, His Holiness Highness Hazart Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhary.

Just like Maulana Hazrat Imran Khan called the Contempt bill as being against Quran and Sunnah, the Taliban termed the Bamiyan Buddhas as against the Quran and Sunnah and then Jazakallah.  From Hazrat Imran Khan in Punjabistan to the Taliban in Afghanistan to the Ikhwan in Misristan (formerly known as Egypt), this is the beautiful chain of the Ummah, Subhanallah!

Mashallah, the anti-human right violations of Tony Stark were avenged. The brave Taliban finally found his lab assistant and like the pious muslims of Hazrat Khalifa Yazeed’s army, they beheaded him.  Everyone knows that only Khalifas like Hazrat Yazeed can interpret Quran and Sunnah; just as today only PTI, PML N and Supreme League of Justice (SLOP) can interpret the Constitution.

Today, Chief Justice Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhary is to Hazrat Imran Khan, General Kiyani and comrade Nawaz Sharif what Qazi Shuriah was to Ibne Ziyad, the Kufan representative of Khalif Hazrat Yazeed.

This is what happens when you go against the Quran and Sunnah of Mullah Omar Quetta-walla and Chief Justice Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhry (liberator of Malik Ishaq, Chief of Lashkar-e-Jhangvi)

Same thing happened to RAW agent Bhutto who was hanged by a SLOP Verdict.

Then why is the dictator regime of Zardari not listening to the democratically elected Supreme League of Justice Party?

Syed Riaz Bin Al-Malik Hujjaji

Keeper of the Two Nation Theory and Defender of the Ummah

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  • Bro, although I am very liberal and loved your sarcasm in this article.. but other Muslim readers (both Shias and Sunnis) perhaps won’t like the word Hazrat attached with Yazeed laeen. You know, we don’t even attach the word Hazrat with Muawiya.. 🙂