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Ejaz Haider’s brilliant legalistic defense for DPC leader, Hafiz Saeed – by Riaz Malik Hajjaji

Whenever oppressed and under-funded Paak Fauj and its supporters like Hazrat Hafiz Saeed are under pressure, comrade Ejaz always comes to their rescue. In May last year, when ISI was really under pressure because they had failed to protect Islam’s hero, OBL, Ejaz Haider wrote them a brilliantly esoteric letter – esoteric because even today, it can be interpreted as both a gentle reproach, a mild caress if you may, as well as considerate advice. This was a much needed exercise of Noora Kushti which culminated in Hamid Mir and Ejaz Haider to be briefly depicted as “anti-establishment” – an exercise meant to trim away the fat of propaganda by “liberal scum” that used things like facts, substance, logic and proofs to argue otherwise.

Nonetheless, Ejaz has always been a hit amongst the ghairatmands. His stance on Balochistan and his his exposure of Shia Hazaras as Iranian Fifth columnists were wildly popular amongst my ghairatmand Pious Patriotic Punjabi Puttars (PPPP) and Sipah-e-Sababa buddies. Just two weeks ago,his brilliant reasoning on whether the Ghadar pathan, Dr. Afridi who contributed to the efforts of the martyrdom of Hazrat OBL, is a traitor or not provided our ghairatmands with some solace.
His conclusion

“If he (Dr. Afridi) gets nailed, so be it”.

This will bring closure to my friends and I when we go for crabbing-cum- Ziarat of Hazrat Osama bin Laden on my next trip to Karachi in May. And this is the genius of Comrade Ejaz Haider – he says so much without real committing himself – a true wakeel who never pretends to be a lawyer but argues accordingly. Shahbash comrade!

This week, he has written a brilliant article where he articulates the PPPP point of view – the sophisticated legalese which shows that Hafiz Saeed is legally free and it is only the BZP (Bhutto Zardari Party) government that has tried to confine him unsuccessfully. He makes sure that he removes any confusion that Hafiz Saeed and Mother Teresa are bhai-behan (brother-sister) so that his real-liberal friends are kept happy. He also does brilliant point scoring by exposing Amriki hegemony and imperialism for daring to threaten a pacifist humanist like Hafiz Saeed.

This article by Comrade Ejaz Haider has blown me away. Its brilliant legalistic reasoning for the liberty and life of Hazrat Hafiz Saeed has proven once and for all that Comrade Ejaz Haider is a man of integrity – a man who never forsakes his principles and has always been proven correct. After all, who can forget how the brave JuD-LeT bravely lead the peaceful, humanist, tolerant Khatam-e-Nubuwat movement against the Qadianis.

There are liberal fascists like Kalidas Shrivastrum (aka Kamran Shafi) who criticizes LeT- but this man also criticizes the Pious Patriotic Puttar Fauj so he cannot be trusted. Then there is is liberal fascist Fannie May (aka Farhat Taj) who has the audacity to counter the truth  of comrade Ejaz Haider with such Zionist tactics like FACTS, REASON, NUANCE, EMPATHY. To her, I say:

Take your Naansense to the foolish and uppity Pathan invaders who have occupied NWFP and FATA and are fighting against the indigenous Arab-Pakistani (Abu Mustafa Yazid), Uzbek Pakistani (Tahir Yashuldev) and Punjabi Puttar (Illyas Kashmiri) who have lived there for …… many, many weeks now

To liberal fascists like Kalidas Shrivastrum and Fannie May, I also say this:

The two of you can never touch even the soles of ghazis like Ejaz Haider and Najam Sethi as they are in Parwaaz in “Made-in-Pakistan” Shaheens (or helicopters if you insist on referring to them by their Judeo-Christain name). They fly in the Shaheens of Pious Patriotic Puttar army and hence they are the epitome of Ghairat.

Having dismissed these liberal fascists with my brilliant reasoning, I now compare this brilliant legalistic defense of Hafiz Saeed by Ejaz Haider with the latter’s contribution to the objective, principled, dispassionate, well-argued, substantiated and daring criticism of Tyrant Zardari; after reading this no one can dare accuse Comrade Ejaz of double standards in terms of his advocacy for Due Process:

“Let us start with the basics. You are an a——. A thief. An alleged murderer. And a scoundrel. And mind-blowingly incompetent to boot. The only reason you matter is because your equally incompetent, currently delusional, then dysfunctional, mother-in-law thought that you were such a lowly piece of shit that you would never get in the way of your late wife, also delusional, whose dowry included the most popular political party in Pakistan. Why she had such elevated expectations of a two-bit thug is beyond us. But still.

After you had done your husbandly duties, the sensible thing for BB to have done would be to have had you shot. In fact, she should just had had your sperm frozen on day one and then had you tortured into the next dimension. But BB made many mistakes, marrying you being one class-fu—–g-A example.”

Subhanallah, I rest my case….

To anyone who wants to critisize true Patriotic-Liberals like Ejaz Haider and his Jinnah Institute comrades like Nasim Zehra, Raza Rumi, Najam Sethi etc. I say this:

You will have to go through me first. Me and the endangered tribe of true liberals will rally around comrade Ejaz and provide him solace from the hurt of any cyber barbs by the “liberal fascists” and “liberal scum”
Ejaz teray Jaanisar, Beshumar, Beshumar

Syed Riaz Bin Al-Malik Hajjaji

Links to Hajjaji’s pearls of wisdom:

http://pakistanblogzine.wordpress.com/tag/riaz-malik-hajjaji/

https://lubpak.net/archives/tag/riaz-malik-hajjaji

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  • Dirty propaganda against two impeccable institutions Pakistani society can be proud of: ISI (public) and Jinnah Institute (Private)

    Public-Private-Partnership (real PPP) to save Pakistan from ZPP, fake PPP and its fake activists.

  • Dear Hafsi/Malik, why don’t you add Marvi Sirmed’s picture to the honourable portraits. She too belongs to the same lobby.

    Hilarious post 🙂

  • Nadeem F. Paracha ‏ @NadeemfParacha
    Hafiz Saeed calls for jihad against America http://tribune.com.pk/story/360667/difa-e-pakistan-activists-protest-us-bounty-on-hafiz-saeed/ Errm, wasn’t JuD a ‘charity organization?’

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    Hafiz Saeed calls for jihad against America
    By AFP / Rana Tanveer
    Published: April 6, 2012

    JuD leader says US is even afraid of his name. PHOTO: AFP/ FILE
    MUZAFFARABAD / LAHORE: In a fiery Friday sermon, Jamaatud Dawa (JuD) chief Hafiz Muhammad Saeed called on the people to wage jihad against America in order to save Pakistan and Islam. “Come to us. We will teach you the meaning of jihad… The time to fight has come.”
    The sermon was held at the JuD head office Jamia Markaz al-Qadsia in Lahore, where Saeed had his own security. Some of the security personnel were also seen carrying weapons with silencers. A box was placed at the exit and men asked for people exiting the mosque to give funds for jihad.
    Saeed, who recently became the centre of attention after the US announced a $10 million bounty on him for his affiliation with the banned Laskar-e-Taiba (LeT), said that the JuD is not afraid of anyone and will continue with its jihad. “They [US] are even scared of my name.”
    “This is the same jihad which caused the USSR to break and now America is failing because of it. Analysts and journalists don’t realise why America is failing, the only reason is jihad.” he remarked. “There are many parties in Pakistan, but America has only sent a message to Jamaatud Dawa, because we do jihad.”
    Commenting on the Raymond Davis saga, Saeed said that everyone knows what he was doing in the country and what the American spy agency Central Investigative Agency (CIA) is trying to accomplish in Pakistan. “America should leave Pakistan and Afghanistan peacefully. Then, we will not come to you with guns but will instead invite you to Islam.”
    Saeed added that the reason why the media is against jihad is because it is influenced by the west, and the western education makes them degrade jihad.
    After the sermon, a rally was taken to the Lahore press club which was joined by union traders, some Pakistan Muslim League – Nawaz leaders, other Difa-e-Pakistan Council (DPC) leaders and was led by Convener of Hurmat-e-Rasool Committee Ameer Hamza. Saeed himself did not participate in the rally.
    Difa-e-Pakistan activists protest US bounty on Hafiz Saeed
    Hundreds of Difa-e-Pakistan Council (DPC) activists took to the streets Friday, calling for “holy war” and torching a US flag to condemn a $10 million US bounty on Jamaatud Dawa’s (JuD) founder Hafiz Muhammad Saeed.
    DPC, an alliance of religious groups, has called for rallies to denounce the move against Saeed, whose Lashkar-e-Taiba (LeT) group was blamed for the 2008 Mumbai attacks.
    In Muzaffarabad, around 500 activists shouted “Al Jihad, al Jihad (holy war)” as they marched on the city and set fire to a US flag in a main square.
    DPC activists also staged demonstrations outside Lahore Press Club and Faisalabad.
    Speakers asked President Asif Ali Zardari to cancel a planned visit to India on Sunday and demanded an American apology for the bounty.
    “Such steps are forcing Muslims towards guns,” said Abdul Aziz Alvi, the local head of JuD, which is seen as a front for LeT, is headed by Saeed and blacklisted by the United Nations and United States.
    “We condemn American announcement against Hafiz Saeed,” cried a banner at the rally, attended by members of other banned and religious groups.
    The reward for Saeed was announced by US Under Secretary of State Wendy Sherman in India on Monday.
    Saeed, who lives openly in Pakistan, has mocked the charges, calling a press conference to say he is ready to face “any American court” to answer charges.

  • This writer is by far the most brilliant, but unknown, satirist Pakistan has, after N. F. Paracha. Or probably somewhere near him. Or better than him. Long life to him, and more power to his pen.

  • Old name and old game coming to an end, divert attention from Afghanistan to Pakistan to creat new ten years plan see Hafiz Saeed is shatan. But great defence by Ejaz Haider, well done Ejaz
    Keep it up ?

    Great pakistan

  • Watch Policy Matters with Naseem Zehra today. She has raised the issues. Don’t blame her too much.