Dear readers, I want to express my appreciation to the PTI Information secretary, Mr. Shafqat Mahmood for his brilliant deconstruction and dismantling (What Imran Khan is not ) of the rubbish post by Saroop Ijaz called “The lies and triangulations of Imran Khan“.
For those of you who don’t know about this brilliant man of integrity, Mr. Shafqat Mahmood has been (in spirit) with the PTI since 712 AD when the party first came into being. As Mohammad bin Qasim and his pious army of Adverturous Arab Activists were drilling Islam into the heathen souls of Sindh O Hindh, the ghosts of Jinnah, Iqbal, HIK (Hazrat Imran Khan) and Hazrat Zaid Hamid looked on approvingly from the heavens. Chacha Morpheus (General Hamid Gul) shed tears of joy which the Sahaba converted to rain and the rest as they say is history.
From these mists of Islamic Times sprung forth the party of Justice, the PTI and along with HIK, comrade Shafqat was amongst the most loyal supporters of its cause. In his brilliant deconstruction, Shafqat Sahib stays clear of all Zionist imperialist extra-Judicial tactics such as “arguements”, “logic”, “rationale”, “context” and “counter arguments”. Instead he adopts the pure Islamic tactic of Caliph Yazeed and skewers liberal fascist Saroop Ijaz not on what he wrote but what he did not.
Ladies and gentleman, look at Shafqat’s brilliance. Like the title of his brilliant letter, his content can also be summarized by “What Saroop Did NOT Write!”. And therin lies his brilliance. Like a brilliant hockey player, he deflects the scocery of logic that was Saroop’s original article and attacks him on things that he never wrote. Zabardast. Like a true PTIian, he never gets into specfics but pulverizes Saroop with grand sounding rhetoric and vague generalities. This is the only way one can deal with them. This is the same way that HIK dealt with liberal fascist Pervaiz Hoodhoy and instead of responding directly to the questions of the Zionist Imperialist Extra Judicial Neocon Scientist Pervaiz Hoodbhoy ( who is also a sympathizer of Rafzi-Qadian lobbies), HIK took the conversation in to a tangent. The old heathen Left might refer to this tactic as RED BAITING but the new Islamic Left, which is obviously correct, will refer to this ploy by HIK as anti-imperialism.
This is the brilliance of PTI discourse. Everyone knows that Imran Khan does not agree with the militant discourse of Taliban and Sipah Sababa. That is why he denies their crimes and supports their cause in Difa-e-Pakistan. That is why he shares the idoelogy of these pious Islamo Marxist pacifists. That is why he presents them as victims and never as perpetrators. For those silly people who don’t understand what I am saying, it is called Tactic of Dissumulation. Never say in front of the enemy what is in your heart. Just indicate it through your actions and deeds. Subhanallah!
I love the way that Shafqat aligns Saroop with the violence that has been perpetrated by drones on such great Pakistanis like Arab Pakistani, Abu Mustafa Yazeed and Uzbek Pakistani Tahir Yashuldev. I have written in greater detail on this in one of my masterpieces which I humbly submit to the PTI anthology. Coming back to Saroop, he belongs to the same tribe as NFP, LUBP, Marvi Sirmed, Dr. Taqi, Professor Hoodbhoy, Kalidas Shrivastrum (aka Kamran Shafi) and Jaganath Langostein (aka Jonathan Landey).
These trillionaire liberal fascists are at the interconnecting hub of the network of militias that has killed zillions of people in the muslim ummah. These miitias include Lashkar-e-Shehzan (Qadian), Harkat ul Jafaria (Rafzi), Sipah-e-Isa (Curranta), BBRM (Baloch Bombers of RAW Mothers), Jaish-e-Ram (Hindu), LOL (Lyari O Larkana), BKL (Bacha Khan League) and LFL (Liberal Fascist League). This is the “rare liberals” to whom Shafqat is referring to and I have exposed them and their nexus of militias even further. That is why HIK politely refers to such people as “SCUM” and has always worked to bring Rafzis and Sipah-e-Sahaba together so that the former always stay in the crosshairs of the latter.
Salaams to Shafqat, Salaams to anti-drone peace activists Fundy Kasuri and Meera Ghani, Salaams to Difa-e-Pakistan League and its partnership with PTI, Salaams to Baitullah and Yazeed, Salaams to Hazrat Zakir Naik and Hazrat Zaid Hamid, Salaams to Marxist educationist of the Poor and PTI leader, Fauzia Kasuri, Salaams to veteran, firm and un-wavering anti-imperialist Kurshid Kasuri, Salaams to PTI supporters Maulana Ludhianvi and Maulana Hafiz Saeed and finally salaams to HIK.
Today is a great day for PTI
Syed Riaz Bin Al-Malik Hajjaji
Keeper of the Two Nation Theory
PS: Uncle Pasha, if PTI’s electoral prospects start to weaken, can we scoot back over to PML N like Marvi Memon did and justifed in her incandescent and brilliant interview with Shahzeb Khanzada here:
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