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Ahmadis are….. – by Dur-e-Aden

Oh calm the heck down!!!! I am not using the M word, you know, the same word that can be used by killers, murderers, liars, cheaters, and by every type of “ghairatmand”  but Ahmadis (because all the “Real Muslims” agreed on this, do you really know more than our ulema???)

And since they are not M******, they can’t be loyal Pakistanis, which by definition makes them traitors (we should not pay attention to hundreds of Ahmadis who serve in Pakistan military and give their lives in the line of duty). Ahmadis are always crying about how they are persecuted in our tolerant country, and due to their complaints, Pakistan ka naam badnaam hota hai (the real image booster is the discovery of the world’s most wanted terrorist in our backyard!!!).  The whole country is suffering tribulations at this time, but they only care about themselves. Aside from continuous sectarian violence against them, we just don’t want them to call themselves M******, or allow them to pray, or say Salam, or live as equal citizens and we just want to degrade their religious beliefs and holy figures all the time from state to individual level. Is that too much to ask???!!!!

Yeah Yeah I know, Dr. Abdul Salam, who was an Ahmadi, won a Nobel Prize, big deal!!!!(wada aithay Nobel). Don’t you know that the Nobel Prize committee is supported by Zionists and we all know how Ahmadis are working for Zionists (it is clearly shown by their actions when they refuse all sorts of progressive opportunities but never give up their Pakistani nationality and continuously work for the betterment of their country and its people). The only person really worthy of Nobel Prize (for being a murderer extra-ordinaire) was Mumtaz Qadri, but due to the conspiracies of the whole world against us, they portray our real heroes as culprits. Aashiq-e-rasool par jaan qurbaan (it really doesn’t matter if we actually follow our Rasool’s teachings or not).

Moreover, just because we want to kill Ahmadis, doesn’t mean that they start leaving the country. (What!!! Hijrah is Sunnah, jeez I don’t know any such Sunnah, my Mullah Cult didn’t teach me any Islam which involved anything to do with the actual actions of the Prophet). Don’t listen to those “liberals” who are advocating for Ahmadi rights as they are western agents who want to destroy the “Islamic” values of our country. They don’t know that Ahmadis are the real enemies of Islam (it really doesn’t matter that in the past century the only worthy person who has raised voices for Muslim persecutions from Kashmir to Palestine, Libya to Somalia, Morocco to Indonesia on an international arena was also an Ahmadi).

There are some 4 million Ahmadis living in Pakistan whom we have to get rid of, only then we can truly become “the land of the pure”.  If they stay here, they are going to continue ruining Pakistan’s name by achieving higher statuses on international stage or by breaking world records. Didn’t you see how the whole world was praising an 11 year old Ahmadi girl for being the youngest girl to pass 6 O’level exams. What a shame for our country!!! We need more people like those torturers in Karachi madrassas, as only they know how to properly bring up the future generations of Pakistan.

So in conclusion, Ahmadis are——who cares!!!! Yaar woh veena malik nay kiya channo wala behaya atom-song kiya hai India ja kar, Pakistan ki naak katwa di. Not to forget Maya Khan, WHAT RIGHT DOES SHE HAS TO INTERFERE IN PEOPLE’S PERSONAL MATTERS!!!

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  • A unique way of bringing out the true picture of Pakistan using satire as a tool. Good job Anas.

  • before any Mard-e-Momin Jihadi Mard-e-Musalman tries to flood this page, I have only one thing to say.

    Pakistan was the first and remains the ONLY country in the world (both Muslim and Non-Muslim) that declares and says Ahmedis are NON-MUSLIM by law. No other country does that.

    Something tells me that either Pakistan is more Muslim than the “Ummah” it cries out for, or that the Ummah considers Pakistan’s “Islamic-ness” as a joke.

  • aslam u alaikum to all true muslims,

    i am not agree with (AL AHMDIS) Hazrat Mohammad (p.b.u.h.) kee hadees kaa inkar kerne wala muslims naheen ho sakta—-Dr.Abdul salam be Noble prize le lia to kia hum islam per amal kerna tarak ker dain—-pakistan islam kaa qilla he—-

    mian matloob ahmed abu dhabi

  • Great…..n i must say..
    KOI TOU FARZ SHANAS HO YA RAB…ZULAM KO NARWA KAHAY KOI….!!!!

  • God saved me….. had a plan to go to Navy, but my friend told me how much there is bigotry against the shia’s. No one talks to a shia, and I thought in my mind… Omaid tu te mirzai v hai.. tera ki hona hai…. Pak Navy reportedly the most religious radicle among the Forces…

  • قادیانیوں کے حامی عقل کے ناخن لیں، قادیانیوں کے ساتھ پاکستان میں کوئی ظلم نہیں ہورہا ہے، ان لوگوں کے پاس پیسہ ہے، کاروبار ہے اور وہ سب کچھ جو ہونا چاہئے ہے ۔ قادیانیوں کے حامی لبرل انتہاپسندوں کو چاہئے کہ وہ کچھ عرصہ قادنیوں کے درمیان گزاریں۔

  • My input (if needed) in this article is
    “Govt should sanction amounts in budget for gas chambers, who knows when we need them, wise nations act preemptively”

  • @Kashif Naseer

    OK, dont consider them Muslims but atleast dont persecute them. Give them right to live without fear. Why were banned organizations threatening them in Rawalpindi last week? Who allows armed gangs to deliver hateful sermons against other sects and religions in a civilized society.

  • @Kashif Naseer

    Here is one just from these day. Your Deobandi terrorist outfits are out to destroy the only main Ahmadi mosque in Rawalpindi.

    Ewan-e-Tauheed under threat of demolition

    RAWALPINDI: Worshippers at Ewan-e-Tauheed, which is the main worship site for Ahmadis in Rawalpindi, fear that the building will be demolished because of the recent propaganda embroiling Ahmadis and their religious practices, alleged Saleemuddin whilst taking to the reporters of Dawn.com”
    http://www.dawn.com/2012/02/01/ewan-e-tauheed-under-threat-of-demolition-source.html

    You Deobandis have no shame lying to the extreme. Even your own founder of Darulaloom Deoband was a denier of Khantm-e-Nabuwat as you present it and yet you don’t call him non-Muslim. You are bigots to the core.

    Deobandi meanings of Khatm-e-Nabuwat
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfde2WGvf3w

    What about money? Everyone needs money to live and to earn their living and Ahmadis do too. Have they stolen it form anyone? So what is wrong with it? Yet Ahmadis get brutally persecuted specially by you Doebandis and you then unashamedly try to cover for your Deobandi terrorism. Not that it works but you still try. As for living with Ahmadis, what are Ahmadis going to do? Blow up in suicide attacks like you Deobandis do routinely? Not likely.

  • good job aden…. we will always love u and the ppl who made our country proud.. and whatever these so called real muslims r doing they are getting it back.. tabhi ye haal hai pakistan ka.. because they had never been just…

  • In a country where no single group is enjoying their full rights, yet it is only ahmedis who are busy in howling and Pakistan bashing. Period

  • @Unaiza Fatima:

    “In a country where no single group is enjoying their full rights,”

    lol you just howled and bashed Pakistan by saying no one is enjoying their full rights in this country. Your bigotry and narrow mindedness got the best of your sense.

  • Divisions, divisions, divisions. LUBP = Let Us Break Pakistan
    Why every article on this crap site provides more and more material for divisions amongst people of Pakistan? Injustices are everywhere in our society, we should talk about getting the attitudes right in general, not by pretending to be a sympathiser of any particular group, while the real agenda is to create hatred. Shame on people behind this shit.

  • @Malik:
    That is why I wrote “full” rights because of the fools around like you. Got the sense? No group in any country can claim to get their full rights, and Pakistan is no exception.

  • @unaiza you talk as though the ahmedis are treated at par with all the other religious groups like Sunnis. Full rights try no rights when a country takes away your right to be called a muslim(which btw has not been done anywhere else in the world) you know there’s something wrong. And just btw there not the only ones complaining christians too are against there treatments.

  • Clearly its ppl like unaiza fatima and ahmed Pakistani who knw more abt treatment and conditions of ahmadis than ahmadis themselves.

  • پاکستان میں یہ کہنا کہ کسی خاص طبقے کے ساتھ زیادتی ہورہی ہے مجھے مزاق لگتا ہے۔ پاکستان میں مجموعی طور پر غریب اور متوسط طبقے کا استحصال ہورہا ہے۔ امیر چاہے سنی ہو یا شیعہ، مسلمان ہو یا قادیانی عیسائی ہندو یا دیگر مذہبی اقلیت، پنچابی ہو یا بلوچی مزے میں ہے اور یہ کڑوا سچ متعصب لوگ کبھی نہیں مانے گےؕ

  • well i have practically seen that how much people are biased and how people dramatize the facts when it comes to specific groups..i am not an ahmedi but in my college i have practically witnessed how Jamiat and other political groups scourged ahmedi students by manipulating the facts!! And this incident literally made me loathe everyone with a beard our belonging to a mula cult!!

  • ان لبرل انتہاپسندوں کو چاہئے کے کچھ عرصہ ٹھیٹ قادیانی ماحول میں گزار کر آئیں۔ لگ پتہ جائے گا۔

    کاشف نصیر

    You mean environment free of suicide bombers and Mullahs inciting their followers to murder others and lies that it’s not us but someone else; like you Deobandis do?

    What is wrong with such an environment? You should try it, you may learn something. Your forefathers certainly knew better and had correct beliefs. What happened, where did you Deobandis go wrong?

    ان لبرل انتہاپسندوں کو چاہئے کے کچھ عرصہ ٹھیٹ قادیانی ماحول میں گزار کر آئیں۔ لگ پتہ جائے گا۔

    کاشف نصیر

    You mean environment free of suicide bombers and Mullahs inciting their followers to murder others and lies that it’s not us but someone else; us like you Deobandis do?

    What is wrong with such an environment? You should try it, you may learn something. Your forefathers certainly knew better and had correct beliefs. What happens, where did you Deobandis go wrong?

    Deobandi meaning of Khatam-e-Nabuwat
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfde2WGvf3w

  • @ Kashif Naseer (Feb 1, 2012 at 12:26 pm)

    //..Qadianion ke sath Pakistan mein koi zulm nahin ho raha..//

    Durust farmaya. Ahmadiyon ko Pakistan mein sirf qatl hee to kiya ja raha hai, jailon mein dala ja raha hai, naukriyon say nikala ja raha hai, unhein mazhabi azadi nahin, wo apni masaajid ko “masaajid” nahin keh saktey aur namaz say pehlay qanoonan azan nahin day saktey. Ye “zulm” to nahin. Ye to “sahoolatain” hein. Allah Ta’ala aap ko bhi aisi hee “sahoolatain” ata farmaye, Aameen.