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Taliban Bromance in the Time of Liberal Diarrhea – by Syed Riaz Al-Malik Hajjaji

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Good “Jinnah” Liberals Dig Comrade Sharifa aka Nawaz Sharif and are working hard to portray the Right-wing Pro- Taliban Sipah Sahaba PML N as “anti-establishment”. Good “Jinnah” Liberals ditched the PPP after it looked like it was going to “lose” the 2013 elections and reason given was that “Good Governance” PML N will make “peace” with India.

Well, for starters, the “anti-establishment” PML N has made peace with its old ally the Taliban. It has nominated Urban Taliban (UT) to talk with the Mountain Taliban (MT).

Just to clarify, Mountain Taliban are those Pakistani Taliban who are also Good Taliban but have NOTHING ZILCH NADA to do with the Afghan Taliban in the next tent/cave/military rest house in North Waziristan.

Confused, well that was exactly the POINT!

Congratulations to Good “Jinnah” Liberals on their “Good Governance” “anti-establishment” Pro Taliban Comrade Sharifa re-awakening his 1980’s Bromance with the Taliban, hai.

Making Platonic Love with the Taliban is the best way to Make Peace and hopefully Good Business Deals in India for Ittifaq, Mansha, JS and Jang Business Groups. Three Cheers for Aman ki Asha aka General Pasha’s Aman Committee.

Now please get back to bashing Big Boss Bilawal BBB for Allegedly Ruining the 6,000 year old ruins of Moin Chacha’s Dari. 4000 years of Neglect and Water logging and Father Time have not damaged Moen Jo Daro as much as a couple of steel poles and a temporary wooden plank structure. You and I know that Bilawal and his archaeological expert and their explanations on twitter are a distraction that must be avoided if we want to make this latest round of Bhutto Bashing successful.

I urge Good “Jinnah” Liberals/Honda Civic Society/Tonga Commies to continue their Crusade against BBB’s Sindh Festival as opposed to critizing PML N Bromance with the Taliban who blasted the Bamiyan Buddhas. No one can accuse you guys of Double Standards or Hypocrisy. After all, its not every day that you get to mock and abuse BBB while being muted and vague against ASWJ/SSP/LeJ/TTP.

I trust you will protect Moen Jo Daro in the same way that you protected the Legacy of Honesty, Integrity and Judicial Temperance of another Taliban Romancer, Abu Arsalan aka Iftikhar Chaudhary.

Hajjaji is confident that Good “Jinnah” Liberals will once again relegate Moen Jo Daro to neglect and thwart BBB’s efforts to focus international attention on Sindh’s Cultural Ruins.

Hajjaji hopes that Good “Jinnah” Liberals continue their support for “mature” “stateman” Comrade Sharifa PML N so he can continue his Bromance with the Sipah Sahaba Taliban.

I urge Good “Jinnah” Liberals/Honda Civic Society/Tonga Commies to continue their Crusade against BBB’s Sindh Festival as opposed to critizing PML N Bromance with the Taliban who blasted the Bamiyan Buddhas. No one can accuse you guys of Double Standards or Hypocrisy. After all, its not every day that you get to mock and abuse BBB while being muted and vague against ASWJ/SSP/LeJ/TTP. I am so glad that Good “Jinnah” Liberals did not protest the Moen Jo Daro of the Baloch which was recently discovered. Or the Moen Jo Daro of the Shias.

It is more important to protest the ruined Moen Jo Daro than Baloch and Shia mass graves and for that, Hajjaji sends you his Yazeedi Salaam!

I trust you will protect Moen Jo Daro in the same way that you protected the Legacy of Honesty, Integrity and Judicial Temperance of another Taliban Romancer, Abu Arsalan aka Iftikhar Chaudhary.

Hajjaji is confident that Good “Jinnah” Liberals will once again relegate Moen Jo Daro to neglect and thwart BBB’s efforts to focus international attention on Sindh’s Cultural Ruins.

Hajjaji hopes that Good “Jinnah” Liberals continue their support for “mature” “stateman” Comrade Sharifa PML-N so he can continue his Bromance with the Sipah Sahaba Taliban.

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