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Characteristics of a Patriotic Pakistani Mard-i-Momin – by Akif Khan

Why is it that I found most of the people in Pakistan with this same profile. They believe in following things unanimously.1. Imran Khan is the hope and he will bring the change.2. There are Good Taliban and Bad Taliban.3. Good Taliban are very peaceful and they just goto Afghanistan to fight US.
1. Imran Khan is the hope and he will bring the change.2. There are Good Taliban and Bad Taliban.

3. Good Taliban are very peaceful and they just goto Afghanistan to fight US.

4. Bad Taliban are RAW/CIA agents.

5. We need Shariah in Pakistan.


6. Our Army and ISI are the best in the world.

7. Taliban destroyed US and Russia in Afghanistan.

8. Our Army is undefeatable.

9. Hakeemullah is a RAW agent. Sorry, Hakeemullah “was” a RAW agent. Oh sorry again. Hakeemullah is not a RAW agent. Never was. He never killed anyone. He never accepted any responsibility. 10. We don’t know any Ehsanullah or Asmatullah or Fazlullah until he is droned.

11. Fazlullah was a RAW agent who sabotaged peace in Swat. Sorry, now he is a good Taliban and he brought Sharia to Swat. No he didn’t slit throats of Armymen and govt officials. He did not bomb girls schools. He did not shot Malala.

11. Malala is a CIA agent.

12. Dr. Pervez Hoodbhoy is a Jahil.

13. Ansar Abbasi, Orya Maqbool, Hafiz Saeed, Haroonur Rasheed, Javed Chaudry and Attaul Haque Qasmi are patriotic people. Other are scumbags.

14. Journalists other than mentioned above are Lafafa Khor.

15. Liberals are Liberal Fascists, they criticise Taliban and favor drones and are agents of West.

16. Secularism means Ladeeniyat.

17. India and Pakistan can never be friends. Aman ki Asha is Aman ka tamasha.

18. Aafia is Qoum ki Beti.

19. Talibans’ rule was best in the history of mankind after Khilafat I Rashida.

20. If I get a visa from Europe, scholarship in US or Green Card. I will be the luckiest person on earth.

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