On Dr. Ayesha Siddiqa :
Damn you LUBP cowards for asking questions from Pious supporters of Oppressed underpaid Pakistan Army. LUBP cowards stand against the truth of Ghairat studs like Comrade Ejaz and Colonel Leiven. LUBP cowards stand with false doctor Siddiqa. LUBP cowards are also promoting Falsa Juice and Watermelon juice instead of Patriotic blends like Sugar cane juice.
On the colourful language by Ejaz Haider:
Friends, Rumins, Ghairatmand, lend me Your Fears! Please support Comrade Ejaz Haider- a gentleman asset of oppressed Pak Fauj. See how he takes a stand and refuses to answer questions. I weep when I see how he is bullied by Twitter Tyrant Troll, Rabia Shakoor. See how Rabia abuses Ejaz but he politely responds by calling her an “SOB”! This tells me that Comrade Ejaz and Anatol Leiven are with Haq – Anatol even wrote a tribute to General Zia Ul HAQ Shaheed. This exchange tells me Comrade Ejaz is true and “SOB” Rabia and fake doctor Siddiqa are false – and High on Falsa Juice too.
On supporting Sipah Sahaba:
Shame on LUBP cowards. Why can’t they write in support of Sipah Sahaba and Pak Fauj like other Good Liberals.
On talking to Taliban:
Don’t talk with the Taliban. First look softly at them “Eye to Eye”. Romance them with some Shia livers au poivre. Then place your hand gently into their hand and whisper softly in their ears “Yeh Desh Humara Hai, Yeh Desh Tumhara hai” like the PTI CM for KPK did. Then take their foreign and domestic policy dictations like Nawaz Sharif and Dr. Alvi did at various times. And when Ehsanullah Ehsan takes credit for anything, just take your voice up by a couple of Octaves and repeat after me “Ya Allah Ya Rasool, Hakeemullah Bekasoor”.
On proposed “Ghustak-e-liberal” laws:
There shud be an exclusive “Ghustake-e-liberal” law in Pakistan against those who criticize liberal clerics like Tahir Ashrafi and other anti-establishment Pacifist intellectuals like Comrade Maulana Ludhianvi and his deputy, ASWJ Vice President Malik Ishaq.
On Good liberals that stand with Lidhanvi and Youm-e-Yazeed
I hereby command all Pakistanis to participate in Youm-e-Yazeed day. Once all Pakistanis follow the Islam of Mullah Umar Quetta Walla, all problems be solved. some will call this totalitarianism – I call it Ghairat. Under NO circumstances must the converse be suggested that everyone attend Shia Majlisis and learn such dangerous and seditious things such as History. learn from Good Liberals and stand with Ludhianvi