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Badami Bagh is a conspiracy to defame GHQ assets – by Riaz Malik Al Hajjaji


I think this entire incident has been manufactured by the RAW-Illuminati-Masonic Lodhis (desi version of Masonic Lodge) to defame our strategic assets like ASWJ-LeJ. ASWJ-LeJ and Jaish Mohammad are sister organizations and subsidiaries of our Good Taliban and Good Al Qaeda. They are all the children of our oppressed Pious Patriotic Puttar Fauj and the poor, underprivileged Gulf Sheikhs of Khadim-e-Sharifain. If we start defaming ASWJ, then we lose out on our strategic assets. Pray then, how will our glorious Generals ever play Golf in the sand bunkers and water hazards of Srinagar and Dal Lake, hain ji?

If we go after ASWJ-LeJ, how will our Generals ever win any bidding contracts in 2014 Afghanistan. Then, don’t blame our Pious Puttar Patriotic Fauj if the Shanker and Vijays win all the construction projects in Afghanistan and buy up all the cement from our manufacturers. Wait, I just realized that this is not a strong arguments so strike that.

See, we must have a soft corner for our ASWJ-LeJ comrades because they are friends of the Taliban and without their help and support, Taliban might not be able to establish Strategic Death in Afghanistan once the Yankees pull out. We need strategic Depth in Afghanistan because damn it, don’t our poor generals and Gulf Sheikhs have the right to frolick in the meadows of Kandahar, given how oppressed they are otherwise.

Also, from time to time, these uppity Rafzis (Shias), Qadianis, Mushrikeens (shrine dancing Sunnis) and Currantas need to be put in their place – otherwise “Gasp!” we might turn in to a pluralist state. Look, don’t get too upset about this. We are living in the Pakistan of Caliph Hazrat Yazeed bin Muawiya Shaheed and Hazrat General Zia ul Haq Shaheed – the founder and protector of ASWJ. From time to time, even Caliph Yazeed had to do some burning and all that to teach the rebels a lesson. Even silly liberal fascists are accepting these facts when they write articles like this:

“The root cause is instructive to know in order to understand the commitment to killing, and the relentlessness of the violence we are seeing. These roots are based in the ASWJ-LeJ, aka, Lashkar-e-Yazeed, belief-system: they do not worship the Holy Prophet’s grandson, Imam Hussian (a.s.), instead they worship the murderer of this martyr, namely, Yazīd ibn Muawiya ibn Abi Sufyan. Yes, the Caliph appointed by his father Muawiya I who ruled from 680 CE until his death in 683 CE. I understand that eyes glaze over at the mention of historical figures. However, it remains relevant if we are to understand and impede their progress! Although the suggestion of “Caliphates” in the current zeitgeist makes people uncomfortable, it is necessary to clarify motives to understand the depth of hatred that results in the current burnings, beheadings, and genocidal actions. Muslim against Muslim crimes, do not translate into the faithful Sunni against faithful Shia. This is deeper and requires a willingness for the public to be enlightened. The Shia genocide is related to this incident, in that, Christians, Hindus, Ahmedis, and Sufis are also targets. Many of us question: surely in civilized society Muslims dream of a Christian vs. Islam crusade, or the War of Civilizations, where the goal of an Islamic Caliphate returns? However, in the Takfiri Deobandi belief system this dream abides. For example, any criticism of Yazid and his benefactors is punishable by death. Their hero, Yazid and his successor Abdul Malik ibn Marwan burned down the Kaaba, the house of God. Should we be surprised that today his followers burned down the house of Pakistan’s persecuted Christian community? After all, burning the houses of “innocents” is an act of religious valor in minds of these sordid, disturbed Lashkar-e-Yazid.

In accordance with Deobandi Muslims (fatwa of Darul Uloom Deoband in India), it is expected to describe Yazid as Ameerul Momineen and send blessings on him

Roots of Takfiri Deobandi Militant destruction : Hero worship of evil makes them evil – by Rusty Walker

Burning the houses of rebels and those who don’t agree with our point of view is a glorious tradition of the only True Islam – the Islam of Umayyads who burnt the Kaaba and the houses of innocent people. In Pakistan, there are Good Liberals and Good Taliban and Good Judges and last but not the least, the Pious Patriotic Puttar Fauj. Just as all Good Liberals believe in the Unity of Liberals and the condemnation of divergent opinions, our oppressed ASWJ-LeJ also believe in the Unity of Islam approach. Anyone who disagrees with us is “sectarian” – a tactic brilliantly used by our Good Liberal comrade and the MQM liason with Maulana Ludhianvi. This Good Liberal is a champion of expanding the Blasphemy Law which would curtail any criticism of Hazrat Caliph Yazeed Ibne Muawiya.

Look, burning a house here and there is not such a big deal. There is plenty of precedents in this in our glorious caliphate and if Caliph Hazrat Yazeed Bin Muawiya did this, who are we to critisize his Sahaba ASWJ-LeJ for doing the same. ASWJ was simply following the tradition of the Deobandi Caliph Yazid and its founders and benefactors.

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