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Nomination of Chief Justice Iftikhar Chaudhry for Guinness Book of Records

Dear Mr Iftikhar Chaudhry

On the auspicious day of 14 August, I feel pleasure to congratulate you on your unbeatable successes in multiple fields.

First of all that the 922 “Mujahideen” you have made free through your “Free” Judiciary have Mashallah spread all over the country and have paralysed the life of every Pakistani. It is really cheerful that your released “Innocent” Mujahideen did 3 great jobs on the night of 27th of month of Ramzan.

Attacked Kamra Air Base.

Killed 30 passengers (Shia Musims) taking them off their Buses and checking their identities.

Further killed 3 citizens (once again, Shia Muslims) in Quetta.

It would however be unjustified if I do not acknowledge the marvellous role of General Hameed Gul, Imran Khan, Sheikh Rasheed, Zaid Hamid, Munawar Hassan and the right wing columnists like Ansar Abbasi, Hamid Mir, Javed Chaudhry, Orya Maqbool Jan and many others who always interpret these brutalities as “Reaction to Drones” and “taking revenge from America”.

Secondly, that (although many Pakistanis do not know) your name has been included in the Guinness Book for the following World Records:

1:Highest number of “Sue Moto Actions” in the last 500 years history

2: Sending an Elected Prime Minister home for not writing a letter as per your will.

3: The ONLY Chief Justice of the world who goes to Bar gatherings, public gatherings and his statements make Head Lines every day

4: Issuance of “Contempt of Court” Notices for reading just 2 verses and for “Staring” to a judge.

5: Ordering the government to pay rewards to the Lal Masjid Terrorists who killed our tens of SG Commandos

6: Causing Billions of Rupees loss to National Economy by issuing threats against the PM every day on Newspapers and TV Channels.

7: Backing up 900 Million Rupees Corruption of his Son and filing a case of “Contempt of Court” against the person who disclosed his corruption.

8: The first judge in the history who is described to “Having Gone Mad” by his Counter parts in other countries.

9: The only judiciary in the world who fixes the price of Tomatoes, Potatoes and Samosa as well.

10: The only CJ in the world who takes “Sue Motto Action” against the Slap of a lady to another lady but becomes Dumb, Deaf and Blind on the massacre of innocent people taking place on the roads on daily basis.

Another Record Awaited Very Soon:

The first Chief Justice in the History would be tried in the Criminal Court for violating the Constitution of Country

Backing up terrorists

Protecting his most corrupt son and declaring him “above the law”

Every Pakistani is now burning with desire to see you and your Dawn son Arslan Iftikhar behind the Bars, very soon God Willing

Your “Fan”

Ahsan Shah

Freelance Columnist
Birmingham

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  • Nice article… Insha Allah…. Hum daiken gai…. That the father of all evils… 2nd ziaul Haq of pakistan… Cheap justice and his corroupt son ll meet there destiny

  • Mashallah brother great effort. One day sooon will come when this one eyed monster is kicked hard for his judicial autrocities. Inshallah very soon…..

  • Mashaalah very good article brother… This theif justice will meet his destiny very soon,,” zuban e khalq ko naqara e khuda samjhoo” akkhir kub tak??????

  • InshAllah, he will pay for what he is doing! He is Yazeed of his time and will suffer the same fate!

  • Dear Ahsan bhai, we are criticizing Iftikhat Ch as he is totally biased. He is on the mission to damage PPP and always favoring PPP opponents. But it can't be justified not to mention current govt attitude. Pres. Zardari and his allies can bring any const says:

    Dear Ahsan bhai, we are criticizing Iftikhat Ch as he is totally biased. He is on the mission to damage PPP and always favoring PPP opponents. But it can’t be justified not to mention current govt attitude. Pres. Zardari and his allies can bring any constitution amendment for their corruption but did not bring about terrorism. By the way, SC issue Su Moto against govt bcz it s state responsibility to save people lives. Another thing, I m sure u would know that Zardari has postponed 100s 0f terrorists executions. We curse this CJ for his bias then how we can depend this corrupt and incompetent govt.

  • Dear Ahsan bhai, we are criticizing Iftikhat Ch as he is totally biased. He is on the mission to damage PPP and always favoring PPP opponents. But it can’t be justified not to mention current govt attitude. Pres. Zardari and his allies can bring any constitution amendment for their corruption but did not bring about terrorism. By the way, SC issue Su Moto against govt bcz it s state responsibility to save people lives. Another thing, I m sure u would know that Zardari has postponed 100s 0f terrorists executions. We curse this CJ for his bias then how we can depend this corrupt and incompetent govt. regards

  • Your efforts to expose this Gang of Thugs headed by CHIEF THUG and lootaras headed by his born FRAUD SON are in fact out to destabilize fragile democracy and grab power through back door, in this dirty game some other elements from central Punjab, who always made their way through back door route are once again actively supporting this THUG in his nefarious designs . I am sure,as far as democratic minded writers like your good self are opposing this duo Fraud Father & Son, inshalla no harm shall come to our country and democracy. Great efforts Hats off to you Sir.

  • Dear Shah Sahib, you have very rightly exposed the sinister designs of this impostor wearing Kala Coat, he is literally big black spot on the face of the Judiciary of this country, though even in the past our judiciary had never been having a good reputation but this johnny has brought the judiciary to its knees, now it is considered to be the most corrupt segment of our society. In fact Gen. Musharraf had very rightly read the dubious character of this person but unfortunately, the soft attitude adopted by the General towards this dirty rotten fish in our judiciary spoiled everything. Now it is for democratic forces of the country and our armed forces to take a note from the mistakes of the past.

  • Surprising all comments to this article are in favour,
    whereas.Seems,comments agains’t this article are not published.Probably this comment of mine will also be not published as it favours CJ.Why not Guinness book of record parliment passing a bill only to protect President/Prime Minister,because no constitution in the world does so.That’s a record.

  • yes .. My Loard….The greatest Cheap Justice of the history …accept congratulations from my side too

  • Dear Ahsan,

    In your article, you just portrayed one side of the pic and ignored completely whole scenario…. It seemed from your article that CJ is the root cause of evil which is quite naive approach. The current parliamentary system and the people like Zardari/Nawaz Shareef which are the symbol of keep the co-status in this country are the root cause of this evil and who ever supports such people either willingly or unwillingly, are the part of the problem. When people like Abidi/Zardari become the leader of this nation then we should say Inna Lilla ha to this nation.

  • Dear Ahsan Shah,

    You are right about CJ, i am thinking Present Govt also responsible the killing of innocent peoples all arround the country, The Thief Chief Justice who is already Biased and more political then judiciary part is doing wrong and making Supreame court of Pakistan the second opposition of country after PMLn and its allies. Supreme court need to declear that they are the Political party named Suprecourt party of Pakistan under the leadership of Iftikhar choudhary and people of Pakistan should form a judiciary system to protect themself from terrorist and terrorism.

    Those who are not independent and neutral should go to home and develop their judiciary system of politics in Pakistan and should evacate Supreame court building they dont have right to site on Supreame court while just for thier publicity and political view. Those who can not get wrid on terrorists, and terrorism in Pakistan should not be part of Judiciary. Inshallah the day will come soon when these people who are wearing black court and close their eys on killing of innocent Peoples in Gilgit to Karachi and Kurram to Quetta.

    Regards

    Yasir Arafat
    Kabul Afghanistan

  • Very nice piece of work, hi-lighting the corruption and mischievous actions of this cheap justice is great jihad

  • A biases article, no references and no proofs mentioned. AlQaeeda has infiltrated in this country. Attacks on army bases, secretarial killing, suicide bombing is lapses in security which is run by Malik not CJ. CJ’s son case being investigated by third party and people who trapped him tried to black mail cj. Same day CJ gave verdict against five references of Riaz Malik. NRO is against basic human right. If I rob the bank wearing designer suit and signing with golden nib pen I will be spared. But a poor man robbing the shoes in mosque will be prosecuted.

  • dear ahsan sb can u give a single example in which u can prove that cj has taken steps against law ??
    every pakistani can give 100s of examples to prove that zardari govt hase taken steps against law.
    but i know you are not going to accept yet.
    your white crow!!!!!!

  • Helo
    dear ahsan sb can u give a single example in which u can prove that cj has taken steps against law ??
    every pakistani can give 100s of examples to prove that zardari govt hase taken steps against law.
    but i know you are not going to accept yet.
    your white crow!!!!!!

  • A very stupid article which appears to be written by a PPP lover or one of those liberal fascists. Grow up.

  • THIS IS A BULLSHIT ARTICLE. THE CHIEFT JUSTICE IS THE ONLY RAY OF HOPE. ALL ARE IDIOTS WHO DO NOT SEE THE COURAGE THIS GENTLEMAN HAS. OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE. TRY TO SEE WHAT IS BEYOND THE CURTAIN. THIS IS THE WORST ARTICLE I HAVE READ AND I WOULD NEVER LIKE TO VISIT SUCH A STUPID WEBSITE AGAIN.

  • I think in this corruption rule of pakistan, only sincere person is taking action against bull shit people who was looting people since their ruling.

    MAY ALLAH HELP TO CJP.
    THANKS!

  • This blog has done more to discredit the English language and maul basic rules of grammar, than any feeble and ill-advised attempt against the Chief Justice of Pakistan.

  • salam chaudhry iftikhar sahib ALLAH pak apko har khushi de ameen.plz aisa law banaein jiske tehat jadu krne or krwane walo ke khilaf saza ho aisa law banaein ke jahan hasai jadugar nazar aye osko pakraein or hasai jadugaro ki girftari hon.asma latif logo per sakht kala jadu krwati hai or asma ko pakarnay wala koi nae.asma jab gher se nikalti hai hasai jadugaro ke pas jati hai or logo per sakht kala jadu krwati hai asma ka picha krwaein or khud dekh lein asma ki activities asma latif ka adress hai mohammad latif house no 7 street no 25 near zahid bakers wapda colony bijligher road suknahar baghban pura lahore.asma ke rabtay lahore ke khatarnak hasai jadugaro se hain asma logo per sakht kala jadu krwati hai asma latif ki ma ka nam musarat or baap ka nam mohammad latif hai asma ka picha krwaein or asma ke sath lahore ke khatarnak hasai jadugaro ko bhi pakarwaein

  • CHAUDHRY IFTIKHAR SAHIB KOI AISA LAW BANAEN KE JO BHI HONOURABL JUDICIARY KE EHKAMAAT NA BAJA LAE YA JUDICIARY KE KHILAAF BHONKTE HAIN YA JUDICIARY KO POLITICIZE KARNE KI KOSHISH KARTE HAIN UN KO SEVERELY PUNISH KIYA JA SAKE.