Dear Mr Iftikhar Chaudhry
On the auspicious day of 14 August, I feel pleasure to congratulate you on your unbeatable successes in multiple fields.
First of all that the 922 “Mujahideen” you have made free through your “Free” Judiciary have Mashallah spread all over the country and have paralysed the life of every Pakistani. It is really cheerful that your released “Innocent” Mujahideen did 3 great jobs on the night of 27th of month of Ramzan.
Attacked Kamra Air Base.
Killed 30 passengers (Shia Musims) taking them off their Buses and checking their identities.
Further killed 3 citizens (once again, Shia Muslims) in Quetta.
It would however be unjustified if I do not acknowledge the marvellous role of General Hameed Gul, Imran Khan, Sheikh Rasheed, Zaid Hamid, Munawar Hassan and the right wing columnists like Ansar Abbasi, Hamid Mir, Javed Chaudhry, Orya Maqbool Jan and many others who always interpret these brutalities as “Reaction to Drones” and “taking revenge from America”.
Secondly, that (although many Pakistanis do not know) your name has been included in the Guinness Book for the following World Records:
1:Highest number of “Sue Moto Actions” in the last 500 years history
2: Sending an Elected Prime Minister home for not writing a letter as per your will.
3: The ONLY Chief Justice of the world who goes to Bar gatherings, public gatherings and his statements make Head Lines every day
4: Issuance of “Contempt of Court” Notices for reading just 2 verses and for “Staring” to a judge.
5: Ordering the government to pay rewards to the Lal Masjid Terrorists who killed our tens of SG Commandos
6: Causing Billions of Rupees loss to National Economy by issuing threats against the PM every day on Newspapers and TV Channels.
7: Backing up 900 Million Rupees Corruption of his Son and filing a case of “Contempt of Court” against the person who disclosed his corruption.
8: The first judge in the history who is described to “Having Gone Mad” by his Counter parts in other countries.
9: The only judiciary in the world who fixes the price of Tomatoes, Potatoes and Samosa as well.
10: The only CJ in the world who takes “Sue Motto Action” against the Slap of a lady to another lady but becomes Dumb, Deaf and Blind on the massacre of innocent people taking place on the roads on daily basis.
Another Record Awaited Very Soon:
The first Chief Justice in the History would be tried in the Criminal Court for violating the Constitution of Country
Backing up terrorists
Protecting his most corrupt son and declaring him “above the law”
Every Pakistani is now burning with desire to see you and your Dawn son Arslan Iftikhar behind the Bars, very soon God Willing